What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?