Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What animal floats best?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?