Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?