Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?