Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do fairies always drink?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?