What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?