What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?