Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How did the toad die?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do goldfish go camping?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are winter days great?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?