When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?