When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What horn never makes a sound?