What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What are you studying in math?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the richest basketball team?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?