Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where does breakfast live?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?