Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How did the tree feel in spring?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a forklift?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?