Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What animal likes to party the most?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?