What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What animal floats best?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?