What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Families are like fudge.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How are teens like cats?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?