What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animals make the best students?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?