What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What does a panda ghost say?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is sand so optimistic?