What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which fly makes films?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?