What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How long do chickens work?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did the toad die?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?