Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the politest month?