Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?