Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do cats wear to work?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What food is a man's best friend?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?