Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?