Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Grease!
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do ducks have for lunch?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?