What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?