What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?