Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How long will dinner be?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?