Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?