What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are you leaving?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?