Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you give a sick lemon?