What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do you measure a millennial?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?