What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What vegetables make the best music?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why are boxers good comedians?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What bee is good for your health?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are goats so funny?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?