What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?