What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?