Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do billboards talk?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's E.T. short for?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?