Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a henway?