What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?