What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?