What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the math book sad?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do vampires keep their money?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why don't fish play basketball?