Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?