Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
What animal floats best?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the broom late for school?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?