What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Car assurance.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?