What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Are baby skunks cute?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do hurricanes see?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
OK, that's enough fish puns.