How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do minions always put in their salads?