How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?