What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What time of day was Adam created?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the musician arrested?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?