What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?