What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a forklift?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?