What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do bees buzz?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?