What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?