What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's the richest basketball team?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do frogs get to work?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call the dog magician?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?