What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
