What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?