What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Which state has the best streets?
Why do rhinos charge?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?