Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How did the toad die?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the bee sad?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do bees buzz?
Do dads always snore?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?