Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?