Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?