Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a henway?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a pile of cats?