What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are fish such good architects?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?