What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How did the toad die?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?