What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?