Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do horses stay in such great shape?