Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?