What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?