What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?