Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Can February March?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?