Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why are grandkids so great?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do stars go to college?