Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How is cat food sold?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?