Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What shape has a knighthood?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?