Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?