What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?