What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Where do books sleep?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do fireflies start a race?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?