What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why do all the planets get along?
How can you make 7 even?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which princess is best suited for winter?